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When I was a child I asked my father if the "eye for an eye" teaching might apply to the people in hell. That they would be tortured based on what they did to someone on earth, by, similarly to the people in heaven being turned into infants, the people in hell being turned into infants, so that they could live the life of the person they tortured most. The difference being that those in heaven would live their own previous life without torture and isolation from the opposite gender.


People say that hell has circles, but this makes things much more precise.


Oh come on. It can't be that bad.


Being gassed with something that causes pain and burns skin for decades. Being child abused by your father for nearly two decades. Being yelled at. Being hit 50 times at age 3 because dad asked mom for sex and even though he said the word in front of a young person they asked what it means. Realizing that pain makes you brain-dead and you won't be able to make your accomplishments and 650 million based on what you previously said about mechanical engineering in romantic technology. Being isolated from the only woman you fell in love with for decades or even your whole life, though, at least during her youth she had a better life, which is why she made money. The police, which are only doing their job, and nothing wrong, arriving at your apartment to escort you to a clinic, for forced imprisonment while you are showering, because by pure coincidence mom decided this is the exact time to call nearly each time. Being blasted with noises which the whole building heard but did nothing about. Being kicked in the testicles multiple times and hit in the penis once.


Accepting the love of your life purely because you heard her name, and after a few years realizing that love always loses because you can't accept her again even through sex and climax after pain if you were to have that. Seeing your cat lose weight because they beat it up while you were outside, then it passes away, the first died of strychnine poisoning, by the way. Being lightly shocked in your apartment from time to time through wireless electricity. Forced medications. No opiates to treat pain. Seeing your talent fade as you age. Realizing that you can't love a woman the same way after being hit. Forced psychiatric visits for an illness you don't have.


Pointless visits to Europe. Every place, as long as it has basic living conditions is nearly the same except for its size without a lover by your side. Being photographed against your will on the street. Being made deaf in one ear by a bully in public school when you're somewhere around 6-7 years old. Making yourself deaf in the other ear because you can't like the way sound feels. Realizing decades later... that the q tip he stuck in your right ear has damaged a nerve, and you've felt constant pain in it, which technology blocked off so you wouldn't complain. Realizing that other nerves have been damaged because of your shit father and you still feel pain. Being lied to.


Severe constipation. Being gassed with burning excrement through the ventilation while you shower to alleviate the previous fumes. Being forced to eat food through pain and loneliness for decades.


[Sara decided to stop voice acting for me before this part]


Realizing, that upon writing the words "Yeah I'm gonna regret it" that during her youth, Ariana probably threw the paper in the trash and decided to write the same thing after she lives on her own.


And many more things not covered.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKhmCh68Qu0&ab_channel=CashmereCatVEVO


Hell may or may not have circles, but this makes things much more precise, don't you think so?


What do you think? Do I make a good Devil?


I'd imagine I would ask God to live my life as well, to see how he feels. He did it, then he came back. A long time passed before he said anything.

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