Everybody's panicking, we should be having fun

It's the worst kind of celebration

Where if you mess up one thing, everything blows up

And everybody just goes home, the cake goes in the trash

But I get it, a tornado on your big day is no fun

But I wouldn't fault an attempt to run

We know you hate surprises, and this sure was one

I don't know what to get you now, you just won't budge

Now I hope you feel better tomorrow morning

I muted the family group chat, it's easier ignoring

Cause

Everybody's panicking, we should be having fun

It's the worst kind of celebration

Where if you mess up one thing, everything blows up

And everybody just goes home, the cake goes in the trash

Sorry if I'm losing it, we all just get stressed out

I know you make it perfect for us, and we should do that now

I feel so bad when these words come out my mouth

I want to do something grand, but I am dumb as hell

So I love you, if you hear this

No matter what I say, just please believe it

I wish I could buy you 100 more bernese mountain dogs

Everybody's panicking, we should be having fun

It's the one most important celebration

Where if you mess up one thing, it's not good enough

I'm not being sarcastic, I don't how you put up with us