Female protagonist realizes all the stores are out of chocolate. Woe is her life. Dramatic monologue ensues.

Thought I'd have some fun and record something fun. For entertainment and demo purposes only.

All voices by me.

Background noises from the creative commons of freesound.org

Script:

...って...ウソ!

... not true!

チョコ

Chocolate?

(店員) ごめんね

Shop: Sorry!

チョコ

Chocolate!?

(店員) お休みですよ

Shop: We're closed...

チョコが

Chocolate!?

(店員) ふ菓子フェアやってま〜す

Shop: we're having a dried wheat gluten snack fair

マジ？全部品切れ？そんなことある？

Really? Completely sold out? That's really a thing?

うううう…一生涯ちょこを口にできない呪いにかかってしまったの？あたし

Ahhhhhh, Am I cursed to never put another chocolate in my mouth for my whole life, not ever?

チョコが…カカオが切れてきた

Chocolate, the cacao...I can feel myself weakening.

何で 何で こんな目に？

why? Why is this happening?

ふざけるな－！

Is this a joke!?