I don't often do rap, that's not to say I don't listen to it. It's just not my style, but these lyrics have been in my head for a while so I thought I'd share them with you Acapella.

Now this is not meant to actually insult the modern rap scene. The aggressive part of my rapping is just part of S.T.'s persona. It's an affectionate parody of what I've witnessed rap evolve into. So if any rappers that do what my lyrics say they do have a problem with it, then sorry my bad, but yelling at me proves my point.

Lyrics:

I cannot rap to save my life.

It's the consequences of being to fucking white.

But don't let my lack of knowledge fool you, I'm fly. 

If you all decide to fuck with me, then surely you will die. 

What is with rappers today. Rap used to have class.

Be it comedy, gangsta life or just plain kicking ass. 

But nowadays I come to notice that it's all hot air. 

Bring me back to the days when Will Smith was in Bel Air. 

The ones that annoy me the most, are the ones that speak in speed. 

With every lyric going faster and faster, makes it very hard to read.

I can do that shit too, it's not hard to go toward. 

I just have to record this shit in fast forward. 

But every amateur on youtube just goes faster and faster.

Get creative raise the pitch of the voice, you lazy bastards.

Alvin and the Chimpmunks can do better bars than you.

What's the matter you mad? Well sorry buddy FUCK YOU.

But then you have their polar opposites the slow speaking artists.

Be it Lo-Fi RnB or anything else they go so far with.

To their credit, at least you can hear what they are saying. 

Even if they're threatening to rape your grandma. Just saying.

Of course with today's tech evolving, more and more people start rapping.

Autotune, FL Studio and Youtube, give illusions they are slapping.

DMX is spinning in his grave and Eminem is too rich to shout. 

As for Will he's making sure people keep his wife's name out their fucking mouths.

But don't take my word for it. Listen for yourself. 

Even the ones you like may end up sounding like Hell. 

But don't let me ruin your love of music. It's your decision.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by S.T. Musician