your mom sounds like metal without any guitars

Umm... what happened to music is subjective?
And FWIW, this is as close to Heavy Metal as a song can possibly get. What you hear elsewhere are just mainstream garbage. THIS is what heavy metal should be. Bisky playing the sax is a clear indicator of that. Not to mention the chilling and powerful vocals by me, describing the woes that us Redditors so often face.

You know what? Screw this. I've just notified every single subreddit that I moderate (all 179 of them, you've been warned) to mass downvote ALL your posts from now on. That's right. ALL of them. I hope you've realized the magnitude of what you've done, because if not, you will now.

Can't stand internet trolls.

*nasally snort*

best review