Lyrics:

I love cows, they’re so cool!

I like to watch them in the pool!

If you don’t agree, you’re nothing but a fool!

Because, in this world, cows rule!

Cows have been around for over 10k years,

and when people first saw them, they were crying happy tears!

Without cows, there would be no cow milk.

It’s useful and delicious and it’s smooth as silk!

I have 100 stock photos of cows!

You ain’t gettin’ that from a hamster or a mouse!

Although, in the end, all these animals are awesome,

cows are in the S tier, never changed, never fallen!