Kit. "Yeah, I seen him. What of it?"
Dorf. "Hehe, yeah, what of it?"
Ite. "Bepepep!?"
Kit. "Where? Pff, like I'd just tell you. Scram."
Dorf: "Hehe, yeah, scram! Hehe, and don't even think about looking at Dodoro Hill, because that's exactly where he isn't."
Kit. "S-shut up, Dorf!"
Ite. "Bepepep!"
Dorf. "Hehe, sorry. Dorf did bad?"
Kit. "Dorf did very bad."
Kit. "Okay, what if he is in fact on Dodoro Mountain? What of it then?"
Dorf. "Hehe, yeah, what of it then?"
Ite. "Bepepep bep!?"
Kit. "Listen up, losers; give me 50 roobles, and I'll tell you everything."
Dorf. "Hehe, yeah, 50 roubles, and we'll tell you which village he's hiding out in."
Kit. "Dorf, shut up!! There's only one freakin' village on that hill. Way to narrow it down for them."
Ite. "Bep."
Kit. "Ugh, okay, he's in Lala Porre hiding in the library. There, happy now?"
Dorf. "Hehe, yeah, happy now?"
Ite. "Bepepep?"
Kit. "Wait, you're giving me the roobles anyway? That's...actually kinda nice. I, er, thanks. Don't tell anyone I said that!"
Dorf. "Hehe, yeah, thanks."
Ite. "Bepbep!"
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