Fine, I'll do it myself! I used a MIDI file with the SNES Doom soundfont and called it a day for the instrumental. I recorded my own vocals.

Lyrics:

Home show, mom won't know

Run out the back door

He's passed out on the floor

Third time, been caught twice

Forgive our neighbor Bob,

I think he humped the dog

But good things come to those who wait,

Cause she laid me

And mom and dad possess the key,

Instant slavery

No need explain the plan,

No need to even bother,

I'll pack my bags, I swear, I'll run,

Wish my friends were 21

White lies, bloodshot eyes

Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall

How's Chris marked with lipstick?

Better call their fathers,

Sleeping with your daughter

But good things come to those who wait,

Cause she laid me

And mom and dad possess the key,

Instant slavery

No need explain the plan,

No need to even bother,

I'll pack my bags, I swear, I'll run,

Wish my friends were 21

You don't belong,

You left the kids to carry on

You planned their fall

Too bad you're wrong,

Don't need a mom dad slave drive song

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

Turn low the radio

I think I hear my dad

Yelling at the band

But good things come to those who wait,

Cause she laid me

And mom and dad possess the key,

Instant slavery

No need explain the plan,

No need to even bother,

I'll pack my bags, I swear, I'll run,

Wish my friends were 21

You don't belong,

You left the kids to carry on

You planned their fall

Too bad you're wrong,

Don't need a mom dad slave drive song

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb

I time bomb