Origin story on a grand scale, now with actual fix so she say's DON'T properly, we just needed more practice is all

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i got a super funny story to tell you

it was something little boys and girls should never do

crept round the back of the forbidden art room closet

upon my toes a miracle fell straight right out of it

with one gentle grasp i took the item in hand

in my virgin eyes i knew ive found my wonderland

tall white and handsome with curves worth a ransom

and smooth to the touch with a taste that i want real bad

so i pressed the treasure right upon my silky lips

i knew right then there was no return from this transformation

the flavour had bite and drips

since then i shall only say this thing to you

don't be like me where my only thought is

nothing beats a tall cold glass of

STICKY GLUE

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