Some 2019 shit

Spare me your feeble genes

Fuck Ballmer, I’ll reach Maslow’s peak

The weak come from the womb

I’ll slay Macbeth from a test tube

CRISPR, sever the threads of fate

I’m no puppet, I will levitate

God cursed your family tree

With facial asymmetry

Girls that rolled their eyes at you

Will rock my name with their tattoos

CRISPR, erode the stone tablets

I will carve my own ten commandments

[bridge]

My new God, where’s my new face?

Don’t let the Mormon mafia copy-paste

They want me weak so I fall in line

Make me strong, Lord -- make me divine

You were born too soon,

You’re stuck being you.

You’ll never be the black Steve Jobs

Or the Vietnamese Michael J Fox,

CRISPR, take our kind to new heights

We will bend every spoon in sight

Chords:

Verse: C7#9 F7#9 F9no5/Bb G9 

Chorus: same as verse

Bridge: Fm7/Ab A/E Eb9 Dmaj7#11

Fm7/Ab A/E Fm Dm7

Tabs: the formatting is messed up here, but if you copy-paste it into notepad, it'll look better

verse

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

B|---------4--------4-----4-------9------8----------------------------|

G|---------3--------3-----3-------8------8---------------2--3-----4---|

D|---------2--------2-----2-------7------7---------1--3-----------3---|

A|-----3---------3----------------8-------------1---------------------|

E|---------------------------------------6------------------------3---|

chorus

E|----------------------------------------------4-----3-----1--------------------|

B|----4--------------3--------------------------3--------------4----3-----1--0---|

G|----3--5-----------2--------3--5-----------2--------------3--2-------------0---|

D|----2-----5--3-----1--------2-----5--3--1-------------------------3------------|

A|-3--------------------3--------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

bridge

E|----4-----------------------4--------------------0------1-------4--------------|

B|----6--------------6--------6--------------6-----2------2-------2--------------|

G|----5-----------5-----------5-----------5--------2------0-------2--------------|

D|-------------------------------------------------2------1-------0--------------|

A|----------3-----------------------3-----------------------------------4--2--1--|

E|-4-----------------------4-----------------------------------------------------|

E|----4-----------------------4-----------------------------------1-------|

B|----6--------------6--------6--------------6-----2------1-------1-------|

G|----5-----------5-----------5-----------5--------2------1-------2-------|

D|-------------------------------------------------2------3-------0-------|

A|----------3-----------------------3-------------------------------------|

E|-4-----------------------4----------------------------------------------|