Pretend I'm Kevin Parker, here to whisk you away
We'll ride a purple mushroom, along the tie-dye expressway

But you tell me, it all sounds all wrong

Kevin plays a Rickenbacker, not a Silvertone
And he swims in pussy, you sound like you're all alone
Where's the Altamira reverb? You record this in your bathroom?
You're a has been who hasn't been yet, and your guitar's out of tune

So what do I do? Ferric TDS (on everything)

(brief instrumental break)

Kevin plays a Rickenbacker, not a Silvertone (there's a plugin for that...)
And he swims in pussy, you sound like you're all alone (there's an app for that...)
Where's the Altamira reverb? You record this in your bathroom? (pussy.com slash something...)
You're a has been who hasn't been yet, and your guitar's out of tune (just wait motherfucker)

You know what I do: Ferric TDS (on everything)