i finally did it yall

i "sang" this dumbass song

and by sang i mean "rapped" and helplessly mumbled through it lol

i actually had to slow it down by 30 BPM (a lot) to "sing" it hahaha

special thanks to @DemonicPico , @KalashniCola , and @DrForeman for making this possible lol

original song by Fattern

anyways heres the Norwegian lyrics... the ones i was SUPPOSED to be singing lol

Dette er historien om badekaret til Pelle!

Ikke bad i badekaret til Pelle.

"Hvorfor ikke?", spør du. Vel, la meg fortelle:

Badekaret er en ren dødsfelle,

 hold deg unna badekaret til Pelle.

Å bade i det, er en voldsom risk,

fordi det er fullt av livsfarlig fisk.

I badekaret er det en hai og en piraja

og en ninjafisk som sier "haya".

En fisk gir deg store stikkpiller,

mens en annen setter på deg altfor sterke briller.

En har kniv og dolker deg gjentatte ganger,

mens en annen synger på DDE-sanger.

En fisk lukter femtiårig bussjåfør,

en annen leser høyt fra gamle Se&Hør.

Badekaret til Pelle er ikke for pyser.

Det er fullt av syke, drapslystne hyser.

Badevannet er kalt, det kan hende du fryser.

Nei, dette badekaret er ikke for pyser.

Fisk som vil ete og torturere deg

med imitasjoner av Kristian Valen, huffameg.

I tillegg er badevannet ganske teit,

det er lettmelk fra 1995 og Cola Light,

samt en anelse sennep, majones og bæsj.

Dressing også, ja, en dæsj!

Bensin, piss , kaffe, tomatjuice og tran,

råtne egg, råtten kål og råtten banan.

Badevannet er nok en smule elendig,

kanskje en anelse mer enn nødvendig.

Badekaret til Pelle, oh baby... etc.

Badekaret til Pelle, uiuu...

Krokodillen i karet er ganske diger,

og oppå den står det en løve og en tiger.

Ved siden av knaggen til badekåpen

står en seriemorder med automatvåpen(? "øutomatvåpen", hehe.)

Dusjhodet er en illsint slange.

Under karet er det bomber, store og mange,

men jeg har ennå ikke sagt hva det verste er:

Mora di vasker undertøyet sitt der!

and now the English translation, provided to you by Google Translate lol...

This is the story of Pelle's bathtub! 

Do not bathe in Pelle's bathtub.

"Why not?", you ask. Well, let me tell you:

The bathtub is a pure death trap,

Stay away from Pelle's bathtub.

Bathing in it is a tremendous risk, because it is full of deadly fish.

In the bath there is a shark and a piraja 

and a ninja fish that says "haya".

A fish gives you big suppositories,

while another puts on overly strong glasses.

One has a knife and stabs you repeatedly,

while another sings on DDE songs.

A fish smells like fifty-year-old bus driver,

another reads aloud from old See & Hear.

Pelle's bathtub isn't for wimps.

It's full of sick, murderous haddocks.

The bath water is called, you may be freezing.

No, this bathtub isn't for wimps.

Fish that will feed and torture you

with imitations of Kristian Valen, huffameg.

In addition, the bath water is quite stupid,

there is light milk from 1995 and Coke Light,

as well as a touch of mustard, mayonnaise and poop.

Dressing too, yes, a dash! 

Gasoline, piss, coffee, tomato juice and cod liver oil,

rotten eggs, rotten cabbage and rotten banana.

The bath water is probably a little miserable,

maybe a little more than necessary.

The bathtub for Pelle, oh baby... etc.

The bathtub of Pelle, uiuu...

The crocodile in the tub is quite huge,

and on top of it there is a lion and a tiger.

Next to the collar of the bathrobe

stands a serial killer with automatic weapons(? "outomat weapon", hehe.)

The shower head is an illustrious snake.

Under the tub there are bombs, large and numerous,

but I have not yet said what the worst thing is:

Your mother washes her underwear there!

consider this a shitty voice reveal

then again since its this song i didnt have to be that good anyways XD

hope you had a good day

or evening

or last night and woke up and heard this

whatever