Lyrics:

Buckle in, take a seat

Here's your moment to breathe

As I tell you a tale of what happened to me

See

We all make mistakes

Some greater than others

Like deceiving our mothers or killing our brothers

But this ain't that

Just a mere fumble

That I rumble with in my mind

Cause I'm trying to find

And figure out the brain cell that made this choice

Was just an afternoon

Got my ass outta school

Stomach was just a bit hungry

Thought I'd get some food

From a local deli

Wanted to snag some grub

Oh what a fool I was

I had ten dollars and I thought I was fine

I grabbed my stuff

Oh the thought, so sublime

I was caught in the moment

Dopamine in my dome lid

Put my shit on the counter

And awaited my answer

The man said "3.55"

Had no quarters or dimes

So I handed my tenner in

Alright

Alex Ham in his hand

He just gave me my change

Around 16.45

I said woah nah hey

You gave me back the money that I just gave to pay

See I didn't want the deli to have empty bank

So I gave him the 10 back and I took the rest home

Left with a profit cuz I'm not that noble

Went home

Hit like Chernobyl

I never really checked what the bill was

I wasn't ready

I think I gave him a twenty