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https://www.cp24.com/news/new-electric-vehicle-battery-plant-to-be-built-in-windsor-ont-1.5831157


While the genre says comedy, this is only somewhat of a laughing matter. I just watched on CP24 that Ontario, aka Doug Crackhead Ford, is investing $5 Billion Dollars on a plant that is meant to produce batteries for electric vehicles. If all goes well, then this could solve a lot of problems. I should be happy right?


Well here's the thing. The tech they are boasting has been around for almost over 200 years. The only reason why we're even doing it this year is because of how expensive our Gas prices have risen over the past few days due to this fucking conflict. Although Canada does their own Oil Work, we like most countries have a lot of it imported from the U.S. some parts of Saudi Arabia and you guessed it RUSSIA. Naturally when we went against Russia Putin cut us off from theirs. Personally in my opinion as much as I love muscle cars, we never should have EVER had to depend on it at all. But because the big bad oil companies in Canada, U.S. and other Countries were so worried about Electricity replacing everything from Cars to Planes, that they did everything and I mean everything to halt production of it. From buying out inventors, to threatening investors to even going so far as telling people that they would turn gay if they kept using it. Which nowadays, would not be considered a big deal, but from the 19th century to the beginning of the 20th century, when Homophobia was considered the status quo, it caused so many people to go through great lengths to make sure that electric vehicles never saw the light of day. So you can pretty much guess how many people fell for that bullshit.


So through my persona, I thought I'd send a message to everyone involved, from the people that are starting this project when the world is slowly going crazy, to Doug Ford a man who had no qualms terrorizing the disabled and elderly by making cutbacks on ODSP to everyone around the world that delayed this shit for over 200 years. FUCK YOU!!!

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Dunno how to feel on this one, one the one hand yes I am also pretty upset how much car manufactures have fucked up the atmosphere despite being a known fact to them since the 60's but I also feel like it's the 2nd best time to start changing things so it's good to begin somewhere

CIEIRMusic responds:

It's not just cars though. Those batteries they spent 5 Billion on, have not only been around in various variations in the past 200 years. They could have provided us the power that we need for a lot of things outside of transportation without fucking up our world. I did the math. It takes half that time just to undo the damage we did and NOW they are starting it. Meaning we'd be long dead over something WE shpuld have witnessed 200 years ago rather than now. I tooka lot of shit the past couple of months, simply for advertising NFTs, due to the claim that they kill the environment. Yet these people for the past 2 centuries got away for a lot worse crimes to both the environment amd humanity. Yet the second they change their tune we should praise them? Fuck no.

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