This song is purely comedy, it's not meant to be taken seriously!

This song is for an intro to me and my friend's podcast you can listen to the episodes here:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqoaIEa-ggfJf7-3jGW7BhQ

https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/6b88fac41f9f5ccaee2d2cb8c5c4eb84

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Love doesn't come from

The heart in your chest

Love doesn't determine

The size of the breast

Love is more complicated

I have to confess

There's one thing that I know

That is best

I'm talking about the...

[CHORUS] Feeeeeeeet (4x)

Feet don't buy you

A well done steak

But Feet won't give you

A big heartache

You might try to tell me that you can't

Understand the feelings that I get

Try to direct me

But I'm stuck on one set

Ooh yeah, baby.

I'm talking about the...

[CHORUS] Feeeeeeeet (6x)

[BRIDGE]

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEET (2x)

(Now let's name em all...)

WHITE FEET

BLACK FEET

RED FEET

YELLOW FEET

BROWN FEET

BROWNER FEET

TAN FEET

HAIRY FEET

BALD FEET

BLUE FEET

INDIGO FEET

OLD FEET

OLDER FEET

YOUNG FEET

YOUNGER FEET

INFANT FEET

TGHP: "Hang on! Hang on! You got something you wana tell me, Dan Schneider?"

Jaeger: "Wait, what are you talking about man?"

TGHP: "That sounded a lil sexual!"

Jaeger "What do you mean it sounded sexual? I'm talking about how you can find love through peoples feet!"

TGHP: "Your feet though??"

Jaeger: "You mean to tell me that you've never found a womans feet so beautiful in your life that you thought 'You know what?'-"

TGHP: "YOU SAID INFANT FEET!!"

Jaeger: "Well, yeah, but I don't mean sexual though. I mean, for fucks sakes man, you really got a dirty mind- YOU KNOW WHAT?? WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER!!"

TGHP: "...I don't think I want to man."

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET