Originally recorded in 2014... I pitched my voice up because I wasn't confident in making a girl voice. Now... I don't care and I made the exact voice I wanted to make in high school. Not a perfect girl voice, but liked something a little off and still probably vaguely girly. Like I matched it pitch for pitch, hit the intonations better, and flowed better too. Being trans unlocks voice powers, I swear.
Lyrics:
Twerkfest 19 hundred and 59
Back to the month known to us as July
Only fitting we go back to this month
This is when the story was made, and stuff.
It was 4 o'clock in the afternoon
I was working at McDonald's since June
My boss got off work a little early
and asked me to close it up with Curly.
I will admit, I was nervous
Closing with a guy who gives bad service
But hey, you know me, I'm a G
A challenge is craved by a woman like me!
We flipped burgers and fries for an hour or more
When some guy came in through the front door
He pulled a gun out to Curly's head and said:
"Leave this place with me, or your dead."
I was at the grill, crying and dying and more
But Curly just looked at the barrel with scorn
"You think a gun will give you a chance?
Go home and bring a new date to the dance."
At that moment, the guy dropped his gun
He looked down at the floor, he was done.
The gun went off pointed towards the sky
And hit this guy right through his eye!
I looked at Curly, scared and sore;
I just got done mopping the floor!
"Stay away from the blood!" Curly said to me,
"It's acidic to the touch, just leave it be."
A split second later the cops came by
They heard a shot and wanted to know why.
As they entered through the door
They saw the blood errode the floor.
Chorus (afterwards simply referred as Chorus):
I am the epitome of the white clan
I like cliche and romance
This tale is about star-crossed lovers
One an angel, the other a worker
A story of love, a story of God
A story that deserves no applause.
This will be a lovely woe
Sit back and enjoy the show
The time was around 9 o'clock
It was about time to close the restaurant
But the cops arrested us instead
Leaving the place open and dead.
I was in the back seat kicking and screaming a fit
The cops didn't wanna listen to it
They pulled me out of the car on tar
And beat me until I could see the stars
Curly yelled something to the cops
and then I heard a plethora of shots!
I was scared, helpless and it was dark
I was right in the middle of pedophile park!
I thought Curly was dead, but I was wrong
He was the only one left, the cops were gone!
I was confused, maybe I was dazed
But it wasn't long before Curly changed
He grew wings from a lightning bolt in the sky
A trident and halo appeared before my eyes!
He was an angel or something I presume
Maybe I was high from my expensive perfume.
Curly pulled me close to his robe
I got blood all over it from a wound.
He flew us back to the McDonald's like a jet
and laid me down on some trays to rest.
About an hour later I awoke
To the smell of gas and a room full of smoke.
There was a fire eminating from the kitchen
The smell of burnt fries and burgers made me stiffen.
"Curly, where are you, what have you done?!
The food's burnt, you stupid dunce!"
There was no reply, I was trapped!
I hoped to God that I survived this crap!
Chorus
Suddenly something punctured the cieling
It was my angelic friend Curly Leland!
"Quick, my dear friend Candy Rose
Let's split before this place explodes!"
He gripped me with his muscular arms
So soft, so tight, I loved his charm!
I snapped out of my trance when Curly launched to flight
A hard punch to the stomach, it felt like
Behind McDonald's was a furious blaze,
a crack in the ground appeared, sending seismic waves!
From the fault appeared a bunch of folk
Who were red, had horns, and tails with spokes!
I cried to Curly with confusion and fear
"I don't know what those are, protect me dear!"
He responded with a look to the skies;
I looked at him, fluttering my eyes.
There was a brilliant light from the trident
A beam shot out, filling the dark with brightness.
The beings cried out in despair
They scarmbled back to the crack in fear.
Curly set me down on a cloud,
Then he flew back down to the ground
A lightning bolt shot down from the sky
And gave Curly a sewing needle about my size
I watched my Curly stitch the Earth's wound
Hoping that after Mcdonald's gets its turn.
Sure enough, after the crack was mended
He let McDonald's go unattended.
He swiftly flew up to me
He smiled and said "No biggie."
I slapped that dick in the face
He let McDonald's go up in flames
Chorus
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