Hey FULP be careful u might get hit with a shovel

tom fulp put me on the front page on the double

tom fulp gonna blow me like a bubble

getting horny and im done being SUBTLE

tom fulp i just caught a squirtle

like the hulk gonna rip off my shirtle

coming at u take it slow like a turtle

foreplay here i come with some flirtle

i came hard now im done filled with anger

so much come its a game changer

this song like this its a banger

i aborted fulp coat hanger

i warned fulp yeah u know im a danger

newgrounds king yeah was born in a manger

beat fulp up and down like a flanger

tom avoids me like im a stranger

im a go getter and i dont stop

im a pussy wetter and i dont drop

im french sweater and i dont slop

im a snow sledder and i dont flop

fulp flops like a fish

fulps wants to be me its his dying wish

i always hit fulp i dont miss

i always beat fulp its a sinch

i clean up fulp like a dish

i eat fulp up like a chefs kiss

then i marry fulps little sis

then i teary her up in her sliz

then i jarey her up with a jizz

then i bury her up with my diz

back off fulp cuz its none of your biz

kim possible kisses me 

shes my bitch

kim possible kisses me 

whats the sitch

whats the sitch FULP

mic drop*