oatmeal is the best thing on existence, imagine waeking up in the morning, wash your face then go to the kitchen to eat a delicious oatmeal, and then boom, you dont have any because the neighbor not only entered to your house and steal your dog and microwave, he fucking stolen your oatmeal, that day maybe you want to die, but if that happened and you still have the oatmeal, your day is saved.