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garfphobia

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When I wake up

I grab the paper off the mat

Open up

I only see that awful cat

And in the back

The funnies only bring me horrors

Too bad

That every day, there's only more

And at the store

He's on balloons and cards and toys

A sick trick

For any cautious girl or boy

And then at bed

I couldn't slumber if I tried

In my head

That horrid orange cat resides


Because he haunts me every day

He only causes pain

His face won't leave my head

I'd honestly rather be dead

Lasagna eating freak

That I just can't unsee

He's a dog kicker and he's overweight

If I can't stop him now, it'll be too late


It just got worse

He only lingers in my mind

I can't go

Who knows if he's waiting outside

There's just no chance

I'll ever conquer his deception

Again

I only need my self-protection

The color orange

Only gives me panic attacks

And Bill Murray

Only makes my fears come back

Oh, Jim Davis

Why would you make something like that

I can't take it

There's no hiding from Garfield's wrath


Because he haunts me every day

He only causes pain

His face won't leave my head

I'd honestly rather be dead

Lasagna eating freak

That I just can't unsee

He's a dog kicker and he's overweight

If I can't stop him now, it'll be too late


Oooh

Oooh

Oooh

Oooh


It's time to stop it all

And end this crazy ball

There's no way he'll know

I'll conquer my fears and away he'll go

Say his name in the mirror

And then he will appear

Stab the blade of Mondays right into his heart

And just like that, he'll fall apart

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Bill Murrayyyyyyyyyyyy!

garff

garfed

eyyy congrats on the frontpage!!!!

rewards aside, this is a pretty cool song! And with the tv show samples too, it's just, wow!

At first I thought this song was referring to cat from SCP-040-JP.. but then I realised it's just a shitpost about Garfield lololol

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Score
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Uploaded
Feb 7, 2022
11:01 PM EST
File Info
Song
3.3 MB
3 min 39 sec
Tags
Software
  • Garage Band

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