This is my Magnum Opus

Get the fuck outa my way

Im gettin grociries BITCH im fucking hungray

I woke up and saw an ad

buy a turkey get 2 turkeys!

After reading that, the hunger took control.

got into my CARRR pushed to the metal

then I ran over like 2 children

what?

parked, now infront of the store

i walk in like many times before

looked around, looking for my prize.

till I saw it, THE TURKEY

back to back, beat to beat, 2 slabs of meat

whos got 2 turkeys for me to eat

me...

AND IM FUCKING HUNGRY

BACK IN THE CAR, STRAIGHT TO 60

drifting around every corner doing 180s

my tires now looking as bald as turkey

Just thinking about it my making me all twitchy.

turkeys, in my house with me.

shoved them in the oven with great ease

onions carrots and cellery

This will be my greatest feast