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Two Turkeys - DAY 3

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This is my Magnum Opus


Get the fuck outa my way

Im gettin grociries BITCH im fucking hungray

I woke up and saw an ad

buy a turkey get 2 turkeys!


After reading that, the hunger took control.

got into my CARRR pushed to the metal

then I ran over like 2 children

what?


parked, now infront of the store

i walk in like many times before

looked around, looking for my prize.

till I saw it, THE TURKEY


back to back, beat to beat, 2 slabs of meat

whos got 2 turkeys for me to eat

me...

AND IM FUCKING HUNGRY


BACK IN THE CAR, STRAIGHT TO 60

drifting around every corner doing 180s

my tires now looking as bald as turkey

Just thinking about it my making me all twitchy.


turkeys, in my house with me.

shoved them in the oven with great ease

onions carrots and cellery

This will be my greatest feast


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very epic, kys :)

good stuff good job man

you're gay

Credits & Info

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Listens
315
Faves:
13
Downloads
1
Votes
22
Score
3.76 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jan 4, 2022
2:02 AM EST
Genre
Cinematic
File Info
Song
3.6 MB
1 min 34 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.