Jack, Queen and King

Didn't know what song to sing

Didn't know what games to play

They've had enough of card games

The King wasn't great

Every hour was the same

He sat and pondered all day

For something meaningful to say

Pity the Queen

She wanted number 13

She lost the conquest, oh well

She's still stuck at number 12

Jack wasn't thrilled

About her gender or her will

Oh she wanted to be Jill

But scared the King would have her killed

(na na na na)

Jack, Queen and King

Didn't know what song to sing

Didn't know what games to play

They've had enough of card games

The King only hurt

Couldn't reason with his words

Couldn't have it all his way

So he gave up on the game

Promptly the Queen

Had taken number 13

She sat and pondered all day

For something meaningful to say

Jack laid her cards

With the hope that she could start

A better life, a better name

But she was kicked out of the game

Jack, Queen and King

They had no more cards to play

So that's the end of their game

The game they'll never play again