This is a song I wrote as an introduction to the Sandit King- the big bad of the sandits, a desert thief network. The Sandit King is self proclaimed, he has no royal blood. The only thing keeping him at the top rank of the sandits is the fact that he could take any of them on in a fight without breaking a sweat, being the strongest of them all by a wide margin. His intimidating stature, piercing cold gaze and comically apathetic attitude lend to a truly scary leader for the sandits. To the heroes, however, he appears more as meathead that's bullied the other sandits into subservience. Upon meeting him, the heroes find he's basking in all his stolen riches, some of which were stolen from other sandits. After a grossly overconfident spiel about how he's the strongest and most handsome of all in the desert kingdom, he decides to attack the heroes outright, and claim their valuables for his own. Knock him down a peg and remind him of the oft forgotten virtue of humility.