One day I was walking to the store, and running past me came a wild boar, at the store I bought some soda, I also bought me a baby yoda!

One day I was walking on my path, and then a duck walked up and asked for a bath, so then I gave it a bath and then it wanted my autograph, I thought it was weird and then it grew a beard!

One time I flung horse dung onto my tongue, it got stuck and it was thick like muck, It was so nasty, I was screaming out yuck, and then guess what happend? I GOT HIT BY A BUCK!

One time it was way past my bed time but I could not go to sleep, it was because of the stupid wind chimes, when I finally went to sleep, I woke up to a beep, and it was my moms really loud jeep!

Get a Load of baby yoda gotta take a photo of my god level skills boi! better change the mode to expert cus my level can't fit in a culvert. I'm so rad, you can't get mad, ur so bad, it's really kinda sad, stop acting like a chad, cool off brad, I'm so glad, shut up LAD!

Oh mY gOd tHat wAS SomE baRS,

oH mY gOD, I beTCHA can't ToP tHaT!

AHAHHAHAHAHAAH!