Concept, Vocals, Lyrics, and music by yours truly (awful.)

Lyrics:

As you may know I’m quite completely rotten to the core,

Despicable and sick, and a bit of a prick

But Being a brutal dictator can often be a bore.

And when I’m bored as shit, I shoot people in the dick.

I could stab them twice and toss their lifeless corpses in a hole

Or cut their heads off and stack them up just like a totem pole!

Or Have them ripped to pieces by a coke

induced baboon

Or throw then in the ocean and then ready the harpoon

Or tie them to a Boulder and then beat them with a stick.

You know what screw the stick. just shoot them in the dick.

He shoots them in the dick, he shoots them in the dick.

For when he’s bored as shit he shoots them in the dick

I could feed them to a shark with rabies mange and menopause

Or shoot them in the dick. Or shoot them in the dick.

I could send them off to Staten Island to live with my in laws

Which believe me is more sick, than shooting someone in the dick.

I could kick them in a pit just like an angry Spartan king!

Or make Bizzare food’s Andrew Zimmern eat their dingaling

Or put them in a room with a tiger high on meth

then watch and cackle as the brute just claws them to all death!

Or stitch them by the brain to a grizzly bear named Rick.

But I think I’d rather stick, to a bullet in the dick

He shoots them in the dick, he shoots them in the dick.

For when he’s bored as shit he shoots them in the dick

I could send them to the firing squid or perhaps the guillotine

Or shoot them in the dick, Or shoot them in the dick.

Or boil them in pepsi and then Barbecue their spleen!

Or shoot them in the dick. Or shoot them in the dick.

I could Replace both their testicles with both of their eyes

Or bash them with a sledgehammer until I win a prize!

Or Take a wooden skewer and impale them through the nose

Or rip out their intestine and then use it as a hose.

Or murder every being on earth...

Just because...they exist!!!!

They exist

They exist

And That makes him really pissed!

But I think that I’ll stick....

With a bullet in the dick!

He shoots them in the dick, he shoots them in the dick.

For when he’s bored as shit...

I’ll shoot you in the dick!