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Come one come all to the amazing Teller of the FUTURE!
Now, now, there is plenty of future to go around and tons to tell.
You'll get sick, with an incurable disease
Your disk will slip, corroding into nothing
You'll get drunk, wakeup robbed of everything
You'll wake up late and be fired in the morning.
Pre Chorus 1
Not trying to yank your chain
Not trying to pick your brain
Don't shoot the messenger, you're fucked! I'm fucked!
Would've like another outcome
Maybe more I could of done!
So repeat after me cuz
You're fucked, I'm fucked!
Grab you're partner dosey doh around the corner here we go!
I’m from the future to tell you you're
Bereft of life, and mortified
I wish I had better news
But I got
(zero zilch, notta, zip)
Say goodbye to your loved
(adios, take care, bon voyage, farewell)
The reapers punching your time card
And you're out of time!
The end is nigh
And you're gonna
You're hired, as a guinea pig for minimum wage
You'll do a test that has some weird side effects
Won't notice anything out of the ordinary
You'll definitely start to feel like something's off again!
Little things like heighted smell, sweaty palm, secreting gel,
Later you'll start spoutin' limbs and it'll fuckin' hurt like hell
After your legs fall off and you lose consciousness,
You'll wake up bound and gagged in some dude’s dirty basement
And that sucks
Pre Chorus 2
Told your ass is super fucked!
Ain't playin' man you outta luck!
Pray to whoever you see fit!
Or you can suck my clowny (HONK)
Step on up, step on up, we got some amazing prizes!
we got a stuffed bear and cant go getcha things!
you fellas ready for a showdown?
oh no, here we go we got a winner!
I'm from the future to tell you you're
I wish I had better news, but I got
but I got
The reapers punching your timecard
A really fun song love the lyrics
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