"All you have to do is say when."
(World Goth Day was a few days ago, apparently? Moreover, this is an *old* concept on the shelf I had back when "Femboy Hooters" and their derivatives took off a couple of years back, with "Goth IHOP" being one of them. Felt the previous "holiday" was a good opportunity to put it to use.)
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