This week the Waifu Kitchen brings you a hot and spicy flavored waifu!, her name? Phoebe! but she is better known as the Flame Princess.
If you are a fan of Adventure Time you already know who she is and what she can do, but in case you haven't seen her in action let me tell you a couple of things about her.
She is the hottest princess EVER, no...really she is so hot that she is capable of melting the ground beneath her feet all the way down to the planet's core and unleash a chain reaction that could destroy the earth! (or so they say...) *ahem* but other than mild to severe burns, spontaneous combustion, rains of ashes after her wrath and the total annihilation of the planet, you should be perfectly fine if you choose her as your beloved waifu! (just don't make her angry...)
If your style is living fast and die young this is the wai...(no, wait that didn't sound good) *ahem!* if you like living in danger an....(Mmm...let's try again) *sigh* if you like risking big to win big she is your kind of lady! (that's it), no really, jokes aside, she is a lovely hot lady that will keep your heart and body warm EVERY night, if you like her as much as I do, don't forget to show her that love in the comments, see you next time!
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