You know Dasher and Dancer

And Prancer and Vixen

Comet and Cupid

And Donner and Blitzen

Olive, the Other Reindeer,

But do you recall?

The most bottom of them all,

Rudolph the Twinkest Reindeer.

Everyone's favorite backside to kick. Being the only "boy" in Santa's workshop, it's been a little difficult for our red-nosed twig to get any respect with his frail body. Everybody likes to tease Rudolph for not being able to keep up or being so underdeveloped for his age. But whenever there's bad weather, he's up to be Santa's glorified headlamp.