In the span of seven weeks, Boyfriend has battled his girlfriend's father, two kids who think Halloween is every day, another kid who survived a school shooting, his girlfriend's mother, a creepy lemon-headed monster, a video game character with a spooky spirit sealed inside, and the crass, crude leader of a troupe of monochrome army men. Who knows who he might battle next? I sure can't wait for the full game to release to find out.