"No sir, these aren't my tentacles and it's really all just long hair! My beautiful human hair!"
"No sir, these aren't my tentacles and it's really all just long hair! My beautiful human hair!"
You aren't fooling anyone
"Nice try, but each individual tentacle beast has to pay for its own movie ticket, none of this, 20 of you fitting in one trench coat."
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