400 years ago, Farmer Joe was eating some bread. Little did he know that that bread was made of wheat. Littler did he know that wheat was rare and almost extinct int the wild.

Unfortunately for Joe, a hippie-warlock was walking past, and upon hearing the crunch of endangered wheat dying, he cursed the bringer of the plant's pain for all eternity.

OH NO!

Joe was doomed to walk the earth till the end of time. He was doomed to become a hero. He was doomed to deal out bad-assery and behead anyone who pissed Mother Nature off. He was doomed to be The Hero Of Plants!!!

If you want to know where the bodies of Joe's victims go, let's just say his pig has a BIG appetite.

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