Sweetish Saga - Patrick S. Valentine
Introducing Popsicle Pat, the Fire Flinger! A 19-Year-Old layabout whose favorite things are rpg games and afternoon naps.
Patrick gets involved with the "Ice-Scream" Revolution, not because he despises Ice Cream for being overrated, but because he wants to show off his love for Fire Cracker Popsicles. Yum. Although he usually enjoys doing nothing, something about the Ice Screamers drives him towards them and their cause.
"Huh? I don't scream for or against ice cream. But check out this fire cracker, its definitely something to cry for!"
His feeding style is to pop out his red, white, and blue sicles of concentrate, and chuck them into the mouth with pretty good accuracy. He is light-footed, but lacks protection against the dastardly dairy.
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