Gay Ski introduces to you: The Ellot NFT! Look at this beautiful piece of work. Like, come on. Why wouldn't you burn your entire money that you've earned by slaughtering innocents and exploiting minerals on this precious thing?

Fuck the Dankmen NFTs, they hold next to zero quality of a phenomenal level like this one! Fuck all other NFTs, this is the only to go! Fuck the plebs that have nothing better to do!

This will be put on sale soon as Gay Ski's episode comes out in February 30th, 2431! You will pay around 5 Ellot Coins (equals to 690 420 000 USD per coin) to own the NFT.

DO NOT SCREENSHOT, DOWNLOAD OR COPY-AND-PASTE!

Doing so will get you flagged by the United States Air Force as an "economic terrorist" and you will be punished accordingly by that said armed force! Though, other armed forces like the Army, Marines, Navy and such will also otherwise intervene when this action is performed.

Thanks for reading this description, hope you are patient for four centuries to get this sweet-sweet Gay Ski NFT!

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Happy April Fools, ya buffoons. No, Gray Sky will never have NFTs. Everything said above this line is a joke, don't take this seriously. As for if you can actually share this, yes you can. Do it out of spite of those greedy, half-witted NFT bros who make these garbage, low effort "art" and selling it under an expensive price tag. Don't invest in crypto, no matter how tough economics are going through. Don't become a cryptobro (or a cryptosis or cryptoperson or whatever). Thank you for tuning into my TED talk, see ya later.