I laughed, then I felt bad. 10/10
"The snapping turtle is a large turtle known for it's crocodile-like body and long claws. No, wait—it is better known for it's ferocious bite, which it can deliver with shocking speed for a turtle. NO, WAIT—it is BEST known for that time one chased me across a parking lot and I had to climb on top of a car." -Blathers
I laughed, then I felt bad. 10/10
Poor bird XD
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