"Hello lovelies and ladies,

It's me, you're dastardly devious and dangerous dickhead, Maestro. Today, my dad whipped up this...? I actually still don't know what I am looking at. Just a purple looking man and some kid who looks familiar... anyway... my dad's lately been bopping his head to this erect remix of "Dadbattle" and decided to finish this that he held back a month ago. Guess violently shaking your head like you're having the munchies pays off. That is... if I ever get sleep because he be putting that on loop when he's working. :l"

-Maestro Von Paragon

P.S. "Who'd the'th kid'sn't, anywho'nt?"