Out of nowhere, my phone starts buzzing. My quasi-redneck welder friend is on the line. He sounds excited.

"So there's this fuckin' dude... I gotta- Ok... I was going to wait telling you guys until I came back to town, but I got- you gotta hear this... You ready for this? This guy- He's in my welding class... He's called- I shit you not, he's got KORNDOGG tattoo'd on his knuckles... Like how Steve O does, but... He's got "Korn" and "Dogg" on both his hands.... Everybody calls him Korndogg. This kid's name is fucking Korndogg... I need you to do a gift for this guy. I tried, but I just can't do it. I know you're good at this kind of shit... OK. Like him... AS a corn dog... You on board?"

5 or minutes of banter passes.

"Ok, let me get this straight... Like- like OK... You said you want it styled all toony and radical lookin' like a Limp Bizkit cover? Shit, I think... Yeah, I got some ideas in my head already. I totally got this one... Wait..."

"What?"

"...What does this dude find funny again? You said he's got that... "fuckin' penis book", guy likes welding, n- smoking n shit, but that's not a whole lot to go off... I think I need you to drop me some clues- like what I should draw him doing? To make it more funny or somethin."

"He's a welder. What do welders find funny?"

"DICKS!!"

And so it was decided. That's the story of how I drew an anthropomorphic penis-infused smoking corn dog. If you're reading this Korndogg, stay greasy, and NEVER stop being you.