"Ahoy, overseas sexy Boys! I am Captain Marine, and this is my Crew. We're Sailors like yourselves, but quite unalike in our Purpose, for we intend to steal All that you own. Yet no Harm should befall any Man so long as he remains at Ease."
- Captain Houshou Marine, often cited in Reports as "the Horniest Pyrate", c. 1715, boarding a Spanish Brigantine trafficking illegal paperback Publications of a Deviant and possibly Pornographic Nature to Colonies in the West Indies
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