Even 13 years after the show has ended, those Ed boys will do whatever it takes to get their greedy hands on some jawbreakers. Even if it comes down to selling crack in the process. I don’t support drug use, this is just a joke. Winners don’t do drugs!

Transcript: (For those who can’t read the speech bubbles)

Edd: Are you sure this is a good idea Eddy? Selling cocaine to kids?

Eddy: Of course, Double D! This cocaine stand is my biggest scam yet! The kids won’t get enough of this shit & they will keep coming back for more! Those suckers! We’ll be rich! Do you want jawbreakers or not?

Ed: Butter toast.

First in line: I’ll take five pounds!

Second in line: How much you got?

Third in line: I was here first!