I've lied! Technically this is a picture of a illustration. Short story long is I scratched this out on the back of a negative comment card from an incredibly rude customer at a brewery I was waisting time at. The bartender thought it was funny and showed the Brewmaster. They wanted to slap it on a label and I gave permission as long as I got to name the hootch. We settled on "Boris the Cider". Don't know if it was used, haven't been back to that place since.