Here's a quadrant of character redesigns out of the infamous Greeny Phatom, old internet cartoon drawn entirely in Microsoft Paint and home to the most asinine ideas and plots imaginable. I dare you to look it up. Luckily, the characters you see here are for an entirely different version of this series that happens to be a lot better than what you get.

Instead of MS Paint stick figure scribblings, you get characters who look more like ants. Hats look more realistic, bodies more natural in poportion and type, and while I'm not really a good character designer, these are actually more appealing designs than whatever Robert "Sony Wonder is my Gender" Stainton draws on his Windows XP computer.

I don't know if the Santed Sailor redesign looks like an actual sailor, though. He looks more like a sketch for a missing Village People member. I could add an anchor badge to his coat or a pipe to make him look more sailor-like, but I didn't have the effort or patience to do that, so... Yeah.