Here I am. I am immobile, as you can clearly see. My girth nearly crushed the doctor when she tried to perform maintenance on me, due to my gel...Ahem...enhancements. The only way I am able to move is using a large turbine installed in my back, which still is barely enough to lift me an inch. I scoot around the doctors workshop, not able to go and fight Sonic, as I am too large. I am instead used as a pleasure toy. It is an acceptable life.
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