Tales from my Wife's son to the DnD Crusaders!
O Sargon, Swindon devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of GM are thou, that canst not hold a session with your naked arse? The Vee shits, and his cult eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of Ark, make subjects of Swampians; we have no fear of your army, by discord and by twitter we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou Athenian scullion, quadroon wheelwright, brewer of tea, goat-fucker of England, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Britain, boomer of youtube, meme thief, catamite of facebook, hangman of twitter accounts, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before Arch, grandson of the Uzalu, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unfeminist brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Swampians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be raping dogs for the Tales from my Wife's son. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Nucka, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
- Nucklavee, with the whole Swamp Host. Honk honk.
"Tales from my wife's son" is superior to Sargon's DnD Crusaders. Characters in the image is the gang from previous seasons of our Pathfinder campaign. They are position based of this picture
Tales season 1 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqtI-4IjPl1Ap0_LwYkLY6ITXXXC3ylbq
Tales season 2 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqtI-4IjPl1CVFn16_xTNqmDAu8p7SQJ7
Tales season 3 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqtI-4IjPl1BkCKxIDtgMYluRerun26dV
Tales season 4 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqtI-4IjPl1BxqXv0WuWP_vZZOelpvD1r
DnD https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNM9b7b4xCiigPpVae8WrP3l_n_x6CgGi
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