Tom Fulp: I've come to make an announcement: Elon Musk a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking artists. That's right. He took his Space X fuckin' robotic dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING artists, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Elon Musk, you got a small dick. It's the size of this alien hominid except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no mechs, no machine, look at that, it looks like two balls and a tank. He fucked my artists, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Twitter. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Twitter. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the FACEBOOOOK! How do you like that, ZUCKERBERG? I PISSED ON THE FACEBOOK, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking social media, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Very well done! That being said, "Accept I'm going to go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOON! Howd'ya like that Obama?!"

"Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker"

"I've come to make an announcement"

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