Woman: Oh, chocolates from a secret admirer. I wonder who they are from? I know I shouldn't be such sweets because of my diet, but maybe I'll eat some.
*Opens the box and there's a rat*.
Rat: Happy Valentine's Day!
Woman: Aaaaaaaa, Rat!
Rat: Hey! Right away against the floor! After all, I didn't do anything to you.
Woman: Oh my God, this rat is talking to me.
Rat: First of all, I have a name, my name is Ratchili, secondly, I have always spoken whether animals or plants or even people.
Woman: Okay, but you did in a box of chocolates?
Ratchili: Because it was supposed to be a surprise for you, I bought those for you,
Woman: Wow, that's really cute, a little awkward on my part, maybe we can try to get to know each other.
Ratchili: You're right, it was a little silly to jump out of the box, let's get to know each other better.
Narator: And that's how the romance between the human and rat began. The End.

V day can mean two things 0_0

Perfect.

cute!!!

Awww, cute RAT! >^<

Happy Valentine's Day! ^v^