Always gotta love the awesome that is Courtney~<3

Me: hey babe, did you get your stank sack removed? Her: yuuuup, did you remember the condoms? Me: *pulls out a whole roll of condoms" absolutely. both of us singing: then let's do it like they do on the discovery channel hahaha. her:*BRAAAAP* Oh I guess there's still a little left in me...honey, hey you ok? me: as dead as dead can be. her: oh no not again *looks over at the condoms & notices tiny holes in every last condom* her: YOU MOTHER FUCKER *stamps me in the nuts, HARD* me: no response. Her: huh, guess you realy ARE dead, oh well~~~

I went to veiw your post on twitter and I found that I was banned. I'm very confused, what did I do?

Cute :3

Pepe le Pew would spontaneously combust if he saw an actual lady skunk this fine.