imagine blasting this out at a $10 portrait stand at a fair, and the guy looks at it while slow blinking for two minutes and then looks back up at you, back down at the page, and back up at you and says, "I don't look like this."

He most definitely looks like this.

Really fun work, the hair texture is all very vaired, the beard looks so fuzzy in comparison to the slickback which looks appropriately oily and greasy!! i also like the nose.