What would happen if a virus gets infected by themselves?
Melissa, a virus who's been tormenting the user's computer for a while now, rewriting and corrupting other programs and especially Office Assistants for her amusement, finds out that the user got another virus: Herself.
Her first mistake was trying to make an alliance with someone who needs zero reasons to rewrite anyone,
and to her surprise and horror, Melissa(1) doesn't care for who they're rewriting and never needed no reasoning behind corrupting AIs.
Including herself.
Tough luck Melissa. Maybe you'll enjoy being Melissa(1)'s heated blanket or stress relief toy. Well, not maybe. that's now a rule to live by now.
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