Yes, this is my submission for the ‘Tober event going on!

…What? You don’t know what ‘Tober is? Are you stupid!? Do you live under a rock or somethin’? How can anyone, even someone who was a vegetable for twenty years not know what ‘Tober is!? You are a DISGRACE for your ignorance of the most important event of the year! You should repeat PRESCHOOL with this much lack of knowledge for ‘Tober! The absolute INANITY you have even questioning it makes me sick! I wouldn’t dare utter another sentence after requesting for such OBVIOUS information if I were you! Only the great deity that is the event that is ‘Tober that is all month that is the tenth month of the year that is right now shall have mercy on your soul!

Bless be to ‘Tober and ‘Toberspeed to your lack of awareness!!