They’re trying to playing frogger in the road mam. I’m just trying to help em cross the street.

A foolish man swayed in the rain.
Dumbly drunk, nothing to lose or gain.
Near by the river he goes to hurl.
There he spots hoppers, shiny like a pearl.
The drunkard grabbed a poor helpless leaper.
He squeezed the little thing, treated like squeaker.
Having too much fun, he tried to squish the amphibian.
Committing war crimes, man's gotta be blasted into oblivion.
The fool of a man gathered all the frogs to make them all squeal.
"Surely doing something like this is no big deal?"
Well that's where he was wrong as he heard the cock of a gun.
Swiveled his head around only to see that his life is about to be done.
"Put down the frogs, you drunk motherfucker."
BAM! Dude is dead and last thing he heard was "Sayonara, Sucker."
Froggy Justice, doo be doo.
The one and only, GOATed Mildew.

She got a gun!!!
Death by cuteness for sure!
Great work!

“Listen, lady! They’re gummies! We wouldn’t dare eat blue frogs, for God’s sakes!”

"put the tadpoles in the bag"