did it go crunch or splat?
Roadkill Cheezborger
Share
I FINNLY MADE A NEW ART DRAWING! YES! Also let me tell you... A SCARY STORY.
One night, a car was driving by the road one night. And they saw some… very scary. A boy with his bike was taking pics of… a roadkill cat. The person or persons were asking why the boy was doing that, but the boy got on his bike and rode away. This story was based on true events… BECAUSE I WAS THAT BOY!
That’s fucked up. I mean, I love cats. I have two cats at home and I love them very much. I would be so fucking sad if that would happen to-
NO! I WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN!
Don’t worry, I deleted the photos on my phone forever because I felt so guilty. Maybe if I keeped the photos, I could draw Cheezborger more realistic and more fucked up. But no. NO. NO!
So yeah, the main point is I hate Cheezborger. She has a dumb name and dumb personality.
HTF Reference
keep your hatred to yourself
NoobClock666 responds:
Hay, I deleted the photos, isn't that enough?
And now,
a transcript of a recording taken inside of the car a few moments after the innitial impact between the car and Cheezborger:
"Oh shit, i think i hit that cat..."
...
"Alright well, lemme just go on reverse for a bit and hit it again so i can put it out of it's misery."
NoobClock666 responds:
No... Let its misery last a little longer.
Also, you forgot the driver to say-
"Hay kid, why are you taking so many photos of the cat?"
this SUCKS
Credits & Info
- Views
- 404
- Faves:
- 13
- Votes
- 47
- Score
-
3.73 / 5.00
- Uploaded
- Mar 15, 2024
- 12:27 AM EDT
- Category
- Illustration
You might also enjoy...
Licensing Terms
You are free to copy, distribute and transmit this work under the following conditions:
- Attribution:
- You must give credit to the artist.
- No Derivative Works:
- You may not alter, transform, or build upon this work.
* Please consider sharing revenue!
